Rules for dating my daugther
Marine, gathered these rules together from around the Web, updated them a bit and sent them to me. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.Or maybe you've got a little girl, and are trying to figure out how to prevent her from becoming a teenager.(Good luck.) Or maybe you once were a teenage daughter.Or maybe you have an antique table that's crooked and need something about an inch thick to put under one of the legs.is a warm and funny look at life with teenagers, a survival guide written by a man who isn't sure he's actually surviving.
It was the inspiration for the ABC show 8 Simple Rules, starring the late John Ritter.
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If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.